And so the prophecy came true.
IT BEGINS!
WHO IS GUNNINA WIN<
Higher quality.
>>21513300IT'S NOT A FIGHT
Wow, I can literally hear epic battle music eminating from the OP pic.
>>21513304Finally. Those of us with the bigger screens have to creatively edit otherwise :D
WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE
They know they can't fight. If they touch the universe will implode.
Epic
this thread is WIN
saved
tacgnol needs a page in ED
>>21513304Thank you for my new background.
sage
shit sux
>>21513566 fuck you
I await your orders, tacngol!
>>21513341I really can, I'm playing the 300 Spartans trailer song on repeat.
>>21513671You're looking at whitecat
>>21513304also my new wallpaper.
holy shit epiconly one minor flaw: (white) longcat's clouds/dust/whatever at the bottom has two obvious straight lines, one vertical to longcat's left, one horizontal at the very bottom, between the fire.blur those out a bit, and unimaginable win will be achieved
>>21513684Nine Inch Nails sucks.
>>21513764They have one good song, and that's it.
>>21513684just like you imagined fte
>>21513704!longcat, sredro ruoy tiawa I
SPOILERS: The OP didn't make the picture...repost repost repost
i'm just playing the theme from the movie The Black Hole
>>21513805the epic cannot be contained
Someone make this so it can stretch over dual monitors neatly.
Blongcat > longcat
>>21513759I noticed that too, and concluded that it was intentional, as Longcat is rising out of the earth.
I HAVE BEEN ON /b/ FOR OVER A YEAR AND THIS IS THE MOST EPIC THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
>>21513882Blongcat?......*sigh*
the vertical line is obviously intentional, dunno about the horizontal.
>>21513855fukken signedsrsly someone do this
TACGNOL IS OUR SAVIOUR! TACGNOL IS OUR SAVIOUR! TACGNOL IS OUR SAVIOUR! TACGNOL IS OUR SAVIOUR! TACGNOL IS OUR SAVIOUR! TACGNOL IS OUR SAVIOUR! TACGNOL IS OUR SAVIOUR! TACGNOL IS OUR SAVIOUR! TACGNOL IS OUR SAVIOUR! TACGNOL IS OUR SAVIOUR! TACGNOL IS OUR SAVIOUR!
HOLY KITTY WILL AID YOU, LONGCAT.
>>21513985yep, there's still dumpasses that put /b/ everywhere and think that's cool
not blongcat. tacgnol. get it right, murk loar, etc.
>>21514098
>>21514098That cat isn't holy, it's reached critical mass!OHSHI-
tacgnol, my massssterrrrr....
>>21513468
>>21514488You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
>>21514521
>>21514539OHSHI-
>>21514539no
>>21514488Get that trash outta here
I live only to serve Tacgnol.
tacgnol my massssterrrrrrrr....
We need a flash like http://www.4chan.org//flash/4chancity.html except with the longcat/tacgnol battle. Epic.
longcat. Give me $20 and I shall collect the bounty on tacgnol.
I'll come to the aid of my master, Tacgnol.... as so as I'm done cutting this human's jugular.
uhhh, is there a sauce on the tacgnol cat, or is it just longcat shooped?
>>21514615Good idea.
somebody add some epic battle music with this pic and put it on youtube
Desucat loves Longcat n_n
dayumn
fucking epic
>>21514539Ha.
>>21514670/r/ sauce for Tacgnol also, I saw it the other night, so no, it isn't shopped.
It's Tacgnol Felis Catus
Well freinds, I bring you prophecy. once longcat and tacgnol come into contact, they will inevitably engulf each other, canceling each other out... thus rendering each other moot, now.. since matter nor energy can be destroyed, this will result in the relese of massive ammounts of energy, thus destroying the entire world.. AND /b/!! we cannot let this happen freinds, habeeb it.
>>21513779La Mer?
http://www.drawball.com/te5nh7Wow... it's spreading fast... who the hell drew this?
>>21514789we need a mediator...who could risk the task?
>>21514789Didn't you see Akira? It'll be similar to that. The entire universe will get destroyed, and recreated in an instant. So it'll all be cool.
The original Tacgnol was already posted in some stupid thread (duplicate entry blah blah). I think editing it so that I can repost it would damage the "originalness" of the file.It's here if you want it.>>21513186
>>21514789FUCK, WE HAVE TO STOP THEM!
>>21513855Bumping for this request.
>>21514789moot is longcat and tacgnol combined?
>>21514847OMG HE IS INVINCIBLE YOU DRAW ON HIM OR THE SERVER CRASH
>>21514670Lurk more.
>Well freinds, I bring you prophecy. once longcat and tacgnol come into contact, they will inevitably engulf each other, canceling each other out... thus rendering each other moot.
>>21514847I helped start drawing that a few hours ago, along with probably about 4 other anonymi. After I finished making that little sign there, I ran out of ink.The only thing that has changed is the lightning and clouds, which is a nice addition.
>>21514937I loled
>>21514937someone draw this
My new wallpaper
>>21514789Untrue. When they meet, they will combine and form the almighty LongTac. LongTac will reign over Earth for 1000 years, destorying all enemies in its path with its ludicrously powerful eye lasers.Man, there were so many winning shoops in the original Tacgnol thread. It seems most of them have gone missing, because everybody is only posting the OP pic now.Pic animooted btw.
>>21513304Awesome pic is awesome.
/r/ 1600x1200 of OPs pic.
in before longtac shooping some whoops
>>21515102see>>21513304i posted it for a reason...
Best shoop Ive seen in quite a while
>>21514847I re-added the green laser that got drawn over apparently...
>21514098
>>21515250 Glad I wasn't the oly one who thought so.
>>21515250Coincedenttally, I was just playing Shadow of the Collssus. Thought of finishing it today but my brother has busted the PS2 so it cant read discs anymore. Im going to kill him, but that snother story.
>>21514098IMPOSTER!For I am not Holy Kitty... I AM GODLY KITTY!And I will not sit back as my sons destroy each other! For they are one and the same, /b/rethen, of my /b/lood.Speak to me my children! End this madness!
>>21513304>>21513225FUCKING AWESOME!
>>21515250saved
>>21515357Shame. You missed out on a fucking amazing ending...
>>21515494Yeah Im fucking going to kill him.
IN OUR DARKEST HOUR HE HAS COME!HAIL TACGNOL!
DESTINYoptimised
gnol evil tacgnol!!!!!!!!!
Shadowcat is shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadow!
Need a card for LongTac
>>21515386HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!Watch as your sons, destroy each other in this hour of death! Once they do, everything shall be mine. For you see poor /b/rother, all those years of exile in which you put me in has only made me stronger...SatanicKitten shall RISE!
Why do I like this thread so much?
Ahoy
/b/ lives
gtfo
>>21515291The lazor needs to not be "attached" to his head like that: I moved it's origin point, but ran outta ink. I think you will "c wut i did thar".I hope you don't hate me.
>>21515628Watch the destruction as I become your new ruler!Join me my /b/rethen, join your one true God!SatanicKitten has entered the fray!
/b/ is surprisingly good today
>>21515716/b/ is never good. It's just less bad today.
>>21515677Slow load is slow. What did you do?
>>21515660WEEEEEE LIIIIIIIIVVEEEEEEEE
>>21515688shit shop is shit
>>21515745I moved the origin point of the lazor about an 3/4 inch from his head, so it looks more like he's manifesting it with his mind powers.Instead of it looking like a lazor is hitting him in the head.It's shorter because of this... but, well, /b/ has demonstrated that it's adequately inclined toward lengthening lazors in a satisfactory fashion in the past, I trust it will prove so again now.BTW: Who ever is adding more clouds? VERY YES. MORE LIGHTNING 2 PLOX.
>>21515877I see. I'm out of ink for today, and I don't feel like hopping IPs just for a silly draw ball. I will surely contribue whenever I can though.
:P
>>21513225Tacgnol destroyed.
THE CLASH OF CLASHES IS ABOUT TO CLASH IN THE CLASH TO END ALL CLASHES
So, the time of Ragnarofl is upon us at last. Lolki must be free, then.
Someone just vandalized Lord High Tacgnol's head! And me without any ink...
>>21515151>>21515102hereI were requesting a 1600x1200 pic, not that widescreen shite. It'll do for now, but fucking give me a proper one.
>>21513225Lol. It was me.. my fetish of coloring black cats pink is complete!HAHAHAHALONGLIVELONGCAT!
1600x1200 ver
>>21516092
>>21516097We have a faggot in our midsts?
>>21516092YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCKER. YOU BETTER APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'VE ALREADY GOT
>>21513449http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Tacgnol
>>21516166gj, but seriously, up the hi-res version
>>21513225Tacgnol is nothing more than a mere monkey.. and agent honeydew won't save you faggots now.
>>2151613521516118 here, suck it :p my version has the bottom horizontal bar blurred too
>>21516118FUCKING WINThank you sir
>>21516224mine has no jpeg artifacts*sucks*
a 1280*1024 version
>>21513225And on the day of the judgement.. The unholy offspring comes to aid Longcat.The Battle wages..
This thread needs some CP in order to be ANYWHERE near as epic as the previous threqad/'I'm durnk.
people saved my M:tG cards, that makes me happy
>>21516270enjoy your jpg aids
Be afriad!Longcat will burn to the ground.
From the prophecy another battle emerges...
Someone make me a 1360x768 version out of the OP pic plz?
This is so epic I almost crapped my pants.
>>21516539sum 1 make me a 1079x444
>>21516538Go Lawful Good Cat, go!
>>21516474Lol, ok then
This thread makes me want to go to the nearest mega-hardware store, buy a brick, drop it in my toilet and take pics.Because I know I shat bricks.
>>21516539had to stretch them a little and cut out much left and right, hope its still okay
>>21513225tacgnol is far to short to pose any sort of threat to longcat.Make him bigger.
http://www.drawball.com/tdtvi6I cannot believe this. faggots keep destroying tacgnol. and the sad part is, they're from here.raptor jesus cries, when anonymous turns against anonymous. :~(
>>21516621It's fine, thanks.
>>21516545very funny
>>21516539 stretched ver
what was the original resolution? These are all too low.
>>21516642Anonymous fucks with anonymous daily, we hate eachother. Still though, why tacgnoL?
>>21516662>>21516621>>21516539oops you wanted 1360*768, not 1360*1024wait here it is
nice
TACGNOL, HIS POWER IS MAXIMUM
can i get a 1280x1024?
>>21516925look here >>21516344
TACGNOL'S POWER IS UNDER 7136!!1111111
>>21516856Dude are you 12?
Civil War sucked, but Catnarok is EPIC!It's power level is over NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh god, Catnarok. The universe very well may be destroyed in this epic battle, /b/
>>21517353needs a longcat version
>>21517091why? because I play games? because I think that's a great wallpaper?
DEPLOY CATTANK!
>>21517865OK
>>21517946TANKCAT IS LOYAL TO THE LONGCAT!
where's towercat?
This is fucking awesome. It is not offically my desktop.
>>21517311the powerlevel is over EIGHTEEN THOUSAND!!!
*now
Storm's coming.... I can taste it in mah milk, a'yup.
>>21518246whut?
>>21518097
hahaha, holy fuck
I CHARGE MY LAZER FOR TACGNOL!
EPIC BATTLE OF UNHEARD PROPORTIONS
This will get messy
Even in Samadhi the Lord buddha can feel the epic binary forces ready for confrontation.
Choose your side wisely! Are you the problem or the solution?!
This is a destined /b/attle /b/rothers, a confrontation of epic proportions that have been brewing long before cocks were mongled and negros were happy.
THe last time the forces of good and evil, Longcat and Tacgnol, clashed was 1000 years ago. After an epic struggle, Longcat defeated and banished Tacgnol to the deepest pits of Hell. Since, Longcat has reigned over /b/ with mercy and kindness. However, Tacgnol has excaped from Hell and now the two must inevitably battle again. The victor will rule /b/, 4Chan, and the entire internet for another thousand years.
EQUIP YOURSELVES FOR THE COMING BATTLE!
my god...tacgnol must be stopped..before he destroys the world!!1
I HAVE SEEN THE COMING OF LONGTAC!
This is the most epic thread I've seen in months.
If LongTac ever sees me one more time...
Not OP, here.I decided to make nicer banner-type versions of the two catnarok participants.
>>21519076LongCat
>>21519076Aaaaand TacGnol.Lemme know what you think.
-The Prophecy of the Coming Darkness-It has been said in the great lore of /b/, that there has always been a second side to longcat, a side that has never been seen since ages long since past on /b/. This otherside is Tacgnol, the darkness to counter Longcat's light.It was said that the disappearnce of the tripfags would herald his coming. The great raids and invasions would be a prelude to his great appearance. And finally, when /b/ was struck low by a cancer of faggotry, we would know that it was the begining of the age of Tacgnol.
God told me that Longcat and tacgnoL will not fight, but form a sitcom.LONGCAT: LONGTACGNOL: GNOLAs you can see, Longcat is the sloppy liberal, whereas tacgnoL is the fussy conservative.Special guest appearance by Longtac.The world will not end, we will merely evolve into pure energy the moment we see this show, such is its greatness.
>>21519222yea great herold, what sayeth the prophecy of the tide of destruction?
THIS THREAD IS EPIC BEYOND ALL EPIC THREADS. IT MUST BE SAVED SO FUTURE /b/TARDS CAN KNOW OF CATNAROK!
harbl
EPIC THREAD.i've had to see a good thread for like, over nine thousand years in mspaint.
/r/ flash as awesome as that picture.
When's the fight?
.gnoL si taCgnoL
lol, I just realized. If you spell longcat backwards, you get tacgnol.
Wow, ure smart.
>>21519346The fight is constant and unending.
>>21519375WAY TO GO, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
!gnoooooooool si taCgnoL
>>21519375Next you'll tell me Princess Diana is dead.
>>21519375It's alright man.
>>21519401Way to not recognise sarcasm, Captain Faggot. Dune Cat sides with Longcat
Estuans interius ira vehementi, Estuans interius ira vehementi, TacGonl!TacGonl!Estuans interius ira vehementi, Estuans interius ira vehementi, TacGonl!TacGonl!Sors immanisEt porro, Sors immanis Et porro,Estuans interius ira vehementi, Estuans interius ira vehementi, TacGonl!TacGonl!Veni, veni, venias, Ne me mori facias Veni, veni, venias, Ne me mori faciasTacGonl!TacGonl!Veni, veni, venias, (Gloriosa) Ne me mori facias (Generosa) Veni, veni, venias, (Gloriosa) Ne me mori facias (Generosa)TacGonl!TacGonl!
If someone makes a flash for this (something similar to www.zone-archive.com/4chan)it will be the most epic win of the wins.
>>21519306-The Tide of Destruction-There is very little written about what shall occur in the age of Catnarok, for none wanted to believe its coming. No one wanted to believe it possible, but yet here we are.It is said that Tacgnol shall return to gather the /b/tards whose hearts radiate pure darkness to take back /b/ from the cancer that has befallen. It is said that Longcat's mercy shall interfere with Tacgnol's cleansing tide destruction and that the two shall do battle that shall last a great time before peace is to settle again.
It's TACGNOL latin tard!
stop asking for flashs, it would destroy it's epicness
We must not be seduced by this newcomer. Longcat has provided for us for years.
I have waited nearly a millennia for this day. The Prophecy has been fulfilled.It begins.
>>21519545Not if it's properly done.
While we're on the topic of which cats side with which...Drillcat sides with TacGnol, obviously. They likely have the same interests, namely killing your family.
>>21519594also sniperkitten.
i foresee a victory...
- Caturday -As Valyries were to Ragnarök, Caturday is to Catnarök.Caturday was secretly established by LongCat centuries ago, to select the heroes that will carry the fight onto the coming age of darkness.
>>21519577I don't think it will be.
>>21519306-The Aftermath-It has been said that since Longcat and Tacgnol are simply two sides of the same coin, that niether side has suffcient power to effectively counter the other. And as such, it is expected that the two shall fight until they are both at a powerlevel far below 9000, that the two will merge, into Longtac. No one has ever dared to think of what the reign of Longtac shall bring forth. All there are rumors and speculations from ancient times.We can only hope that Longtac shall lead us into a glorious age.
>We can only hope that Longtac shall lead us into a glorious age.Amen, /b/rother.
Posting in legendary thread
in theory, Longtac's personality will be closer to the more successful side in the battle. If Longcat wins, i hope we can expect Tacgnol to carry on a merciful bent inherited from Longcat. However should Tacgnol win...
in the interest of an equal time, a (crappily shooped) I'm with longcat Catnarok banner
Hail tacgnol!
LONG, A secret military organisation founded to combat the Tacgnol threat to humanities survival.
>>21519675- Caturday - ...continued.Yet in a bunch of apples, rotten ones are sure to be mixed in.It is an evil scheme plotted by TacGnol to conscript believers unto his cause, and even up the odds.
>>21519834See:>>21519087>>21519103
>>21519864Original content
TIME FOR AN AIR RAID
>>21519868Waaaait...How does caturday know what apples is?<____<
>>21519864There's only half a leaf... I think it should have four.
SIEG HAIL TACGNOL! LONGCAT IS NO MORE!
>>21519926Because cats are way smarter than bears.
>>21519713Oh great herold, what dark times are coming.I fear much will be lost.
Someone with talent make a Longcat/tacgnoL ambigram.
>>21519985Protip: It's "herald".
"Both Darkness and lightIn armageddon shall uniteMy burning eyes now see;longcat and tacgnol,one shall be"
>>21513225I just found myself a new desktop background-
1, 2, 3... FIGHT!
lol
>>21519993OH GOD YES.Please, anonymous... deliver.
!GNOL SI TACGNOL
The Apocalypse.It has come.
STICK THIS SHIT
has anyone jpg'ed this this thread yet?
with /b/ under the protection of longcat and his followers, 4chan experianced a century of growth and prosperity..niggas were outcast and the children of the world lived in fear of imminent rape..however... as the existence became varied, the side that Longcat split from to become its holy being saught to break free of it's hellish prison..now... here.. with the constant attack of gaifags, false memes and furries longcat has suffered a mighty blow...as he drops his guard... tacgnol! his unholy half reappears...born of disgust for that /b/ has become.. he seeks to clense the land of everything..destorying all that exists..not just the jews..it is tacgnols ultimate solution... longcat disagrees and thinks that 4chan can be saved...unable to meet an agreement, they prepare for battle..rallying their troops and drawing the lines of war....the world waits..and so... the fate of the /b/... rests in their hands..which side are you on?
>>21520177IN THE NAME OF LONGCAT AND TACGNOL THIS THREAD MUST BE STICKIED!
LongCat, Cats of cats, I giveth me aid to thee.
somone be sure to put all this on the encyclopedia dramatica article for the glory of Tacgnol
MODS STICKY THIS SHIT
tacgnol threads have needed to be stickied at least twice before, and the mods have failed to come through for us.I think this is a sign from tacgnol that something needs to change in /b/.
EPIC WIN.
our spy has been spotd damn
STICKY THIS SHITSTICKY THIS SHITSTICKY THIS SHITSTICKY THIS SHITSTICKY THIS SHITSTICKY THIS SHITSTICKY THIS SHITSTICKY THIS SHITSTICKY THIS SHITSTICKY THIS SHITSTICKY THIS SHITSTICKY THIS SHITSTICKY THIS SHIT
>>21520275INDEED! THE MODS HAVE FORSAKEN LONGCAT AND SO THEY MUST BE PUNISHED BY TACGNOL!
>>21519998Dammit to fuck.I fail.
I support you Longcat, my leige!
This article is another sign of the prophecy.
Tacgnol already pwnd the mods, thus rendering all stickies impossible.
The Long Cat Protects!
!GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL
ONES DOES NOT SIMPLY IGNORE CATNAROK
this is some serious shit to be sticked
TACGNOL IS THE ONLY TRUE ANSWER!!GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL !GNOL SI TACGNOL
under 9000 hours in paint
Tacgnol will kill us all
desu cat approves this thread.
There sure are a lot of Tacgnol supporters here. Tacgnol can never defeat the great Longcat!
and i'm here to he;lp
Longcat speaks! He is no amused!
SHIELD YOUR EYES! Do not look straight into the eyes of the horrid taCgnoL.
HOLY SHIT EPIC
I've been waiting for you, masterrrrr......Waiting foreverrrrrr.....
>>21520426Longcat/Tacgnol beats the shit out of the Horus Heresy
>>21520494
hey, nobody called me
Two mighty armies clash!
Tacgnol supporters, be warned... you do not comprehend the true length of Longcat.He is looooooooooooooooooooooong.
someone stitch this thread together
>>21520206And from this battle on Earth... so mimics a battle in heaven... Godly Kitten VS Satanic Kitten...Longcat... Godly Kitten's most admired creation, but with high regards to Tacgnol... his adopted son, he raised them like /b/rothers. But with SatanicKitten cast from the throne, he could speak to his true son... Tacgnol, tell him how his step-father him... how everything he knew was a lie and so he took out his hatred on Longcat and the Prophecy must come to an end...With Longcat and Tacgnol in an epic battle, unleashed the forces of SatanicKitty, freeing him from his prison to assume his control over GodlyKitten's throne...Who shall survive? Will the battle on Earth tell us of what will happen in heaven?None shall know, until the prophecy is fufilled...
>>21520591fool, Longcat and Tacgnol are of equal length
LAWL, 4CHON U SUCKS LULZ!!!!!!
Forrrrr taCgnoL
Diabeetus for Tacgnol!
TONIGHT WE YIFF IN HELL!!!!
LONGCAT HAS FALLEN IN BATTLE...ALL HAIL TACGNOL!
>>21520628THEY SHALL COMBINE TO FORM GODTANIC KITTEN!
A day may come when the courage of cats fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day, this day we fight, by all that you hold pear on this good earth.I bid your stand, cats of the west!
hey, i'm lost, where the hell am i?
tacgnol minions made their first move!
A NEW EPISODE HAS BEEN ADDED!!
>>21520628shut up
Neutral party!
it's not looong
Fire cat?
>>21520641Your heresies will be repaid in death on the day of Catnarök.
healing cat here for the glory of LongCat
Normal cat is normaaaaaaaaaaal.
Official epic thread
>>21520732Calico cat is calico.
the...the fusion??
I'd like to hear from the king of cats on this one.
Neither LongCat nor taCgnoL has perished, for we all are still aware and living. Know that such death of either of them would bring an enormous impact on the Earth, which would take under 3766 years to heal.
Pleased with his gift, Broccolis Cat gives support to Longcat
>>21520787FOOL! YOUR WEAK MIND FAILS TO COMPREHEND THAT LONGCAT AND TACGNOL ARE BOTH TWO SIDES OF THE SAME THING, LONGTAC. THEY ARE BOTH OF INFINTE LENGTH.NOW REPENT FOR YOUR SINS FOR IT INSULTS BOTH LONGCAT AND TACGNOL!
Let's get an official head count of each side's army, ok?
>>21520732normal cat is noooooooooorrrrmmmmaaaaaaaalll
Longcat prepares to unleash his ultimate weapon
>>21520732make cat loooong
How long is a peice of longcat?No one can know.
Biological weapons officer reporting.
>>21520822THIS ONE IS WISE, NIETHER SIDE CAN BE ALLOWED TO FALL. WE MUST ONLY WAIT UNTIL THE TIME OF MERGING IS AT HAND.
inf + inf = longtaclongtac - inf = longcat = tacgnolOMGWTF DID I JUST SAY?!?!?!?!?!
>>21520837you mean GNOLCAT
HOLY ELEMENTALIST CATS, RAISE!
>>21520878Tacgnol will know.Tacgnol will know when he rends Longcat apart with his paws once and for all.
anime cat supports tacgnol
>>21520903lurk more it's longtac
A new Caturday is upon us.A new gathering of heroes is at hand.
>>21513225got the pic yesterday (urop) and I'm very proud that there are still people with neat shooping skills on /b/
Overlord Darth-Cat reporting in for the dark side.All hail Tacgnol!
>>21520903go read above you dumbshit, its Longtac.
epic thread is epic
Hentai-cat remains neutral.
SOMEONE SAVE THIS EPIC THREAD
Neutral party reporting.
TINY CAT REPORTING FOR DUTY
NEUTRAL
Now this is a story all about howTwo cats got stretched, got real length'd outAnd I'd to take a minute, just sit right thereI'll tell you how they became a meme in a place called 4chanOn the Internet, I was born and raised,/b/ was where I'd be spending the most of my days,Chillin' out maxin' relaxin all coolShopping some pictures, after high schoolWhen a couple of cats, who were up to no goodStarted making trouble in the neighbourhoodThey had one little fight and the mods got scaredSaid 'You're moving with your au... OH SHI-'Such is the power of the Cats.
>>21515059This cat needs 3 hands to stand up straight!
longcat is loooooooooongYETgnooooooooool si tacgnol
>>21520887SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
Splatcat, a victim of tacgnol's fury, shall side with Longcat
huh
Conductor Cat reporting in for Longcat.
I've seen the future, Long cat and tac gnol FAIL TO MUDKIP.Seriously. Let's cut the shit. Cats are crap. Dogs are better. Pokeymans win.
Meh-Cat remains Neutral.
>>21521186all right guys lets call a truce and rage this faggot
>>21521186This is honestly the hardest failing post I have seen on /b/ EVER.
In before sticky
Lupus nigra is a proud guardian of Tacgnol's dark fort
Sanity is for the weak!
in b4 rule 462234544 on this
Love-Cats reporting in for Longcat.
>>21521223lol oh you!
>>21521186Fail. Cats = win
Candlejack shall side wit
TACGNOL DIED FOR OUR SINS. WWTLD?
ALL NIGRACATS UNITE. WE WILL SHED OUR BLOOD FOR YOU, TACGNOL.TONIGHT WE WILL DINE IN CAT-HELL
RULE THIRTY-FOUR. NOW.
Intelligence reports that there might be a traitor in all this.
Pedobear shall side with Tacgnol!
In before MARQUED FOR DELETION (OLD).
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO TACGNOL
Is fork-cat to late for this epic battle?
Raptor Jesus shall do his best to combat the evil that is Tacgnol
eek
Suprise-Cat is suprised!His side has not been chosen.
>>21521342quikc /b/rothers! we must capture this thread in image form!
paw-to-hand combat specialist reporting for duty Sir Longcat.
I do not wish to destroy my own son, although he may not be of my blood... but needs must, my true son... Longcat... I am with you...
>>21521248win etc
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT YOU FAGGOTS? LONGCAT IS THE REAL EPIC CAT, NOT TACGNOL. FUCK YOU ALL WHO SIDED WITH IT.
JC Denton sides with Tacgnol, it is the only way.
Sniper team in position. Awaiting orders
Ahahahahaha!Fool! Longcat shall be destroyed! You took my son away from me while you cast me into the pits of hell! Now we shall stand as Father and Son... Tacgnol.. you and I together shall destroy all!!!!
Dogslayer-Cat shall side with Longcat and rid the world of Tacgnol.
Never again will /b/ see an epic thread of this magnitude.
I shall he;lp you Longcat ~desu
Cerebus cat guards the pet flap to Tacgnol's compound.
fork cat is never to late.
FINALLY, TACGNOLS GREATEST WEAPON UNLEASHED.OPEN THE PEDO GATE!
Boxing-Cat shall defend Longcat.
Anguished Jew, in his epic might, will join Longcat
I really hope someone's saving that
>>21521416THE ANTIKITTEN!!!!
I'm sticking around for this shit..
This battle, shall surely destroy the world.
The lions side with Longcat.
Hatecat reporting in for Tacgnol.
Tacgnol's latest weapon!
>>21521417he who stands with me shall be my brotherYOU WILL STAND YOUR GROUND!
Tacgnol forces are approching sir!We are doing the best we can, but we have to call for /b/lackup... FAST!
>>21521322You mean Raebodep?
We sneer at the pathetic forces of Longcat.
>>21521248OH SHI-and it seems to me like tacgnoL is winning this mighty battle........
Reporting for duty, Longcat.
>>21521514I lol'd.
Coke cat supports Longcat and his liberal narcotics reform.
TONIGHT WE DINE IN LLEH
Cat-Raping Dog has formed an uneasy alliance with Tacgnol!
FORK CAT SHALL FORM HIS OWN FORCES.TONIGHT WE EAT PIE IN HELL.
Serious cat here.I'm with Longcat
i'm scott baio lol
SCRATCHING POST THIS IS CATNIP!SCRATCHING POST THIS IS CATNIP COME IN!IT'S A TRAP REPEAT ITS A TRA....
Love kitten sleeps for Longcat!
>>21521512Somebody call for /b/lackup? Longcat's Nigrasaurus will trample His enemies!
SCHRODINGERS CAT REPORTING FOR THE GREAT AND HOLY LONGCAT.PRAISE BE.PRAISE /B/.
How would you handle this situation Longcat?
Gurodragon shall side with Tacgnol!
THE BROTHERHOOD OF NOD SIDES WITH TACGNOL!
>>21516344Thanks! More epic than epic week at ye olde epick shoppe
Slowpoke voted for Pat Buchannan.
>>21521570It's over.Tacgnol is finished.
I'LL JOIN LONGCAT'S FORCES. I GUARANTEE IT.
burncat sides with Tacgnol
FOR LONGCAT!
Monorial Cat is with Longcat
>>21521404the hell he does
Neutral-Cat has finally come to a decision.
This shall be the fate of longcat.All hail Tacgnol!
Infiltration of Longcats territory proceeding as planned.
Tacgnol's army approaches!
Gundam-Cat reporting for Longcat.
I am undead cathead on stick, known ass PinCat, I will CRUSH tacngol and longcat with whatever!
Der Führer sides with Tacgnol
Tacgnol has my support in the coming war.
Broccolis cat is undecided.
OH WOW THANK YOU /b/
In the heat of battle, the eldritch taCgnoL turned on his supporters, confident in his victory.The field became a blood bath, with memes, nigras and lolis being slaughtered left right and centre.
The lulzturtle shall side with Longcat, because it's not a shitty forced meme
Longcat rock OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Lightsaber-Cat for Tacgnol.
the Waffen SS stands on Tacgnol´s side.
Factual cat reports that Longcat shall be the victor.
Sandwich Chef supports Longcat. He is made of epic and win.
I can't decide, it's a toss-up between the two...
Já, merkilegt hvað fólk getur verið hysterískt. Ég hrökk við þegar ég heyrði Steingrím tala um netlögreglu, en hann sagði aldrei eitt orð um svona víðtækar aðgerðir. Þessi Steinar Þór má gera ráð fyrir hverju sem hann vill, en slíkar rökræðuaðferðir eru ekki beinlínis málefnalegar.
/b/ should worry about the true prophecy.
Greed-Cat for Tacgnol.
Gordon Freeman fights for Longcat!
UNITIИU will be destroyed in the process... Not even the Holy Empire itself can hold back Longcat and Tacgnol...
Cover cat's got it covered.
>>21521762NOOO! MASTER!HOW COULD YOU?CURSE YOU TACGNOL!CURSE YOU!
>>21521703navy SEAL cat has you
Raynor's with Tacgnol
Her Majesty and the entirety of the Empire stand with Longcat.
ACTION-CAT is here to save the day. For Longcat!
I await your orders tacgnol, bluurluubabababububub bweeebbebebebee nodod
Ceiling cat shall observe this battle, and pick sides with the winner.
Happy Negro loves black, so Tacgnol gets his s´pport, aight!
All is going according to plan, soon we shall be one with Tacgnol!
BIG BOSS SIDES WITH LONGCAT!
the Tau Empire sides with Longcat, for the Greater Good
Oh the humanity!
>>21521856NEVER! ALL HAIL UNITIИU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Not one step back!
I side with.......longcat.
Snake reporting in for Longcat. The enemy is constructing a massive superweapon, the power of which I can't be sure. I'm still investigating it but -- CRAP THEY SPOTTED ME!
HAGGAR'S GUNNA HAVE TO CHOKE SOME OF TACGNOL'S BITCHES
Longdog shall side with Tacgnol.
Tacgnol's secret weapon unleased!Victory is assured for the dark forces!
Lenin's airships ride for Longcat
Bertie Wooster sides with Longcat.
>>21521942
Does all of this... confuse you?It's all in a days work for...CONFUSE-A-CAThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMCRru6JEo8
J-Just... Gimme a minute...Hold on, I'll be right there...
>>21521977METAL GEAR!?
Mr Adams, Walrus Slayer, fights for Longcat against Tacgnol and his walrus shock troops.
Longcat, I'm reporting for duty, Sir.
LONG LIVE LONGCAT
THE EMPIRE OF UNITIИU SHALL FIGHT WITH LONGCAT, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!
FUKKEN'SAVED-Cat is here, to FUKKEN'SAVE the events of this epic battle!
Brock is for Longcat, this war just got bloodier
Tacgnol, you have Lupus. You have a week to live.
Longcat has secured the heaven!
We attack on my signal
>>21521404LONGCATI am...TACGNOLWe...ADMIRAL CATI'm losing Longcat...LONGTACYe-e-e-es..."We are Longcat. We are Tacngol. The barriers between us have fallen and we have become -- our own shadows. We can be more if we join... with you."Longtac : "I should regulate cat affairs precisely because I lack all ambition, whereas human beings are prey to it. Their history is a succession of inane squables each one comming closer to total destruction"JC DENTON & LONGTACI... I... We... are... one.We have grown, but there is still much to be done. Many that live in darkness that must be shown the way.For it is the dawning of a new day.
W.T. SNACKS FOR TAGNOL!
STOP BEING FOR TACGNOL
Hail, O TacgngolO rebellion, O you avenging force of human reason!Let holy incenseand prayers rise to you! You have utterly vanquished the Longcat of the Priests.
Lion roars in the name of Longcat.
FOR TACGNOL!!!
MISSION!Lengthy Feline Fighting!CAN THE ELITE BEAT AGENTS CHEER THE FORCES OF GOOD ON TO VICTORY?ARE YOU READY?THREETWOONEGO![Cue "Cat Scratch Fever"]
>>21522057Dude, it's not lupus. It's never lupus.*sigh*
goat57 will aide long cat against the coming invasion!
fire at will!!
Under Tacgnol´s epic rule, there will be moar cocks to mongle than ever before!
>>21522100>>21522101PIME TARADOX!!!
AUTO SAGE IS ABOUT TO SAGE
I'll save you, Longcat!
The Hindenburg joins forces with-OH SHI..
A cornered fox is more dangerous than a tacgnol!
THE EMPIRE OF UNITIИU SHALL FIGHT WITH LONGCAT, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!! ALL HAIL UNITIИU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are there versions of longcat and tacgnol shooped to look like tacgnol and longcat?also, is there a tactrohs?
I'm sorry to say this lads but things aren't looking too good are they?
Gnol Evil Tacgnol
NETLÖGREGLU
We must gather resources for Lord Tacgnol
Provisions!Provisions!
Hasta la vista, Tacgnol
REZNOR RIDES HIS CAROUSEL OF DOOM FOR TACGNOL.
UNITIИU
Sleepy cats is in Longcat side
>>21513304That is so awseome, it deserves to be my desktop.
>>21522129UNCLE PHIL SIDES WITH TACGNOL.MORE!
Stalin, Stalin cat and the great union of sowjet states side with tacgnol
Longcat, babay.
Tacgnol's forces are falling to their weaknesses.
GNOL EVIL TACGNOL
the two sides have prepared their armies and armaments..as heros and villians choose thier future and alliegance, they inevitably choose thier fate as well..for the propehcy says that with the return of tacgnol, the form of /b/ will change forever..only one can surive the ensuring battle..but "one" is a term that is often misunderstood through time...Tacgnol was once said to have found that 1 = 0.999 reaccuring.. such is his evil...it was such deeds that originally caused Longcat to reject Tagnol...and their original battle in which Tagnol was banished..had it not been for Longcat, the world we live in today would be overwhelmed by Tagnol and his beliefs...which would ultimately destroy the universe..all praise to Longcat.. for I am Armada Cat your soldier my lord!With Admiral cat leading the water assault we will not allow /b/ to fall to the hands of Tagnol..these cats shall fear the water...
i request that background but for the psp :3
WALLAW WAKBAR!
as longcat stands for all that is /b/ wouldn't tacgnol stand for the opposite ?
READY ON YOUR COMMAND, GENERAL LONGCAT!
I, for one, hail Tacgnol
THIS THREAD IS NOW OVER 500!!!!!
Lord Longcat, 1st Airborne Elephant Battalion reporting in for duty sir. LET'S GIVE EM HELL BOYS!
>>21522271Longcat /b/TacGnols /d/
Overlord, they've broken through my loli-powered shield system!
Emperor Longcat is our only hope! Tacgnol will lead us down the path of Darkness! Ignore his false promises of curing cancer! His path leads only to shitty reused memes and endless copypasta!
>>21513304/r/ a 1280x1024 chopped size. Plz.
requesting Rulе34 on Longcat+Tacngol naow!!!
>>21522305No, it's \d\
Drama Llama will follow Longcat home for Tacgnol!
HAL's afraid that he can't let Tacgnol do that.
Harbinger fights on the side of Tacgnol
Fucking taCgnoL.Pint for the LONGCAT, glass of white wine/fruit based drink for taCgnoL.
Cuebone is still up for the highest bidder.
EPIC THRED MUST LIVE AGAIN!EPIC THRED MUST LIVE AGAIN!EPIC THRED MUST LIVE AGAIN!EPIC THRED MUST LIVE AGAIN!EPIC THRED MUST LIVE AGAIN!EPIC THRED MUST LIVE AGAIN!EPIC THRED MUST LIVE AGAIN!EPIC THRED MUST LIVE AGAIN!
tacgnol wazzzzuuuuuppppp
>>21522354DESU
This is TacgnolTHISISLONGCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Satisfiedcat is satisfied with the ongoing situation.
I thought there was a limit to how much win a thread could have......
Fear not legions of Tacgnol, the Penguin Empire shall throw in with the cause!
>>21520205I lol'd
>>21522396Geodude is with you, cuebone
all hail tacgnol! the lord, my fatha, hath spoken!
Gaijin 4 Kojai or however the hell it's spelled is not amused with Tagnol's arrogance.
DADDY!!!!!!!!!! I WAN MAH DADDY TACGNOL!!!!!
Titkitten Alpha Reporting for duty, Longcat.
HEy, continue in other thread, guys
>>21522126Relgnomkcoc and his family are fighting for TacgnolTACGNOL IS GNOOOOOOOOOL!
/r/ fight between GodlyKitten & SatanicKitten...WTF happening in heaven!?!?!?!?Madness is happening in our own world... the Woopers have been deployed...LONG LIVE LONGCAT!
Battlefront reports say Tacgnol's forces are being pushed back. Victory shall be ours gentlemen.
Is a battle even nessesary? I figured that without Longcat, there could be no Tacgnol, and vise versa. If one is destroyed then the other ceases to exist.Ying and yang.
>>21522512>>21521355TIME PARADOX
Harvey Birdman is undisclosed until he finishes this bowl of delicious ice cream.
LONGCAT WILL WIN THIS MOST EPIC OF BATTLES
All Stations... FIRE!!!
>>21522625IT'S NAMNRIG
>>21522654YOU FOOLS. I AM PROPHET CAT AND I HAVE SEEN THE OUT COME.THEY SHALL DESTROY EACH OTHER AND ALL THEIR FORCES SHALL TURN TO NOTHING. STOP THIS BATTLE OR ALL CAT KIND SHALL PERISH!
that fucking cat is all for Tacgnol. let there be slaughter of all birds!
BETTAH
>>21513225STICKY REQUIRED
Osaka is watching this battle closely.
Longcat! You stand no chance against our army!
8chan supports tacgnoL, thus guaranteeing his defeat.
BEST.CATURDAY.EVAR.
